An Empire rising...

As some of you might know, Staroc already had an incarnation in the world of Star Wars. Krein Staroc was his name, a 'heroic' smuggler with crazy ideas... he hated the empire and especially the emperor himself, 'cause he was so damn ugly. He would have like to be reigned by a hot chick, yeah he really would have liked that! However, he may never get a chance, nor will we:


As you might have realized by now the old pope is dead and we got a new one, the sinister cardinal Ratzinger aka. Papa Ratzi! Some bloke at Wikipedia posted a certain picture of another person instead, but he/she was right:

Everyone with eyes in his head should have realized that Ratzi is the emperor come to THIS galaxy, to bring about a new empire... now we all know what really happened when Palpatine was thrown into the reactor shaft in episode 6... he was reborn into this world (yay the Bhuddists were right!!!).


Now he will grab his lightsaber and go on a new crusade, just like Indy or McDonalds and Microsoft >;o) :

All he now needs is a new Darth Vader, but as there are elections in Germany shortly, I guess he will know who to recruit... May the force fuck us all...

On not so related news - I found the following picture somewhere on the net: Smoking may be expensive but if you got all the money you can finally enjoy the FULL TASTE the way it was meant to be with the new SMOKINATOR (it's only 1000 bucks):


The minister of health already ordered 200 for his private collection. Stay healthy...